I know what you’re thinking.  This blog is so goddamned hype.  I KNOW, TOO.  Trust me.  But that doesn’t mean that there isn’t room for improvement!  There is always room for improvement.  And in this case, you can even help!  HOW?  HOW!?

Well, how would you like to:

  • help my blog look nicer with custom presentations?
  • make my video game stream even smoother?
  • allow me to eat out more, meaning more snobbish remarks about your diets and habitual eating of crap and garbage?

Well, my friend, I have some amazingly awesomely easy-paved news for you.

You fucking can help.

“But dmbrandon, how in the hell could I possibly help you?”

Easy, bucko!  Gimme stuff.  Especially money!

See this cute button ^?  Click the hell out of it, go to the next page, type in some cool numbers from your wallet, along with your name and an amount of money you wouldn’t mind parting with, and I’ll get it!  THE FUTURE IS HERE, BABY.

Seriously.  Go for it.  Men do it.  Be a man. (Except if you’re a women reading this.  Then replace all the instances “men” and “man” on this page with “women” and “woman” respectively, barring that which is found within this statement.)



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